Thursday, January 26, 2012

The Theory of Centroid




Full Credits to my promised-I-Hope not, ever to BE for planting the idea in my head.

The seed rested well, germinated and is ready to sprout. It is called The Theory of Centroid. The Center of Mass lies there, the Point "G" for an A (Chubby and White) for a B (Skinny and Dimpled) and for a C (Skinny and Sarcastic). A,B,C and G are real people, unreal complications with unsaid but known secrets! For I know, how cryptic I can get and how I try not to simplify, they are Friends. I wonder what happened to age old concept of the Circle and the Trust. But knowing how extraordinary lives we live, the Circle of Trust never fits in, Nor can we.

Point "G" (One Dimensional Thinking, shall I excuse you!) is the one that connects them all. Like a Data Center it holds all our "Takes" on People and their Lives. It knows where is the problem and Who is the solution (OH YES! there is always a Who as a solution to a What!) . It exactly knows the reason for a sarcastic comment or an all Black attire. It communicates, it connects, it is actually the center that holds A, B and C together. For all we can wonder, how equidistant are they, or how equally distant they will be without Point "G". They know the little details at A's workplace, the Little-Black Dress B bought and the Party C crashed, all the information stored secured in G's ever filling disk space. If G crashes or is influenced by a Virus ( Point "G" is gullible ) and decides to wander, the triangle will stay but empty in the core.

I lament the fact, that Circle of Trust did not exist. It used to be clearer in the Theory of Circle, either you are in or out. There was nothing left to doubt and assumptions. Here, even if the Centroid shifts, the balance is disturbed. Disturbance felt, tremors recorded, things displaced and slowly one waits for the balance to be restored. Just Imagine, the situation where the Point "G", decides to take a stroll and never returns! So as long as the walk and think for the Point "G" is not long, A B and C, can wait. Imagine the chaos when they start talking directly! How much can we know?!!!

Friday, January 13, 2012

"Time Out"

I was almost living a life oblivious to the concept of Time Out. Time Out, it sure made me ponder, so much so that when "MY Love" ( I guess it is still appropriate to irk when you are "timing out" ) decided to take it, I was almost supportive. But there is a flip side. Or there are just some Nasty ones, temporarily residing on the east bank of River Hooghly (Please get the drift) who will need a reason to understand the concept, interesting as it is. The same creature who used to be the center of all the prattle and blabber, needs a "Oh what went wrong" Story. They will create one if they don't have one. So there goes a thing you need to handle, when you finally decide to emerge out of your "Time Out" Snail Shell. Either you give answers or you withdraw again in that shell you used while hibernating. Is Time Out, a seasonal phase. Can be? A winter one perhaps. Winter, especially post 31st December, often makes you feel, I can be the Change I want to be! And there goes the series of Resolutions (I will quit smoking, YEAH RIGHT!!) and a single time out.
What do you exactly do during Time Outs. The thing for sure is, you do not communicate. That will be so difficult and withdrawn (Unlike most of us) ! Anyway, We saw your updates, WAIT constant updates. Lets simplify. So you do not communicate with the people you have already communicated about your Time OUT! And peculiar it is, but you think. Think about what now? No Clue. Be like the Solitary Reaper. Big Thoughts, or no thoughts. All is granted with a smile, and patience for there will be a broadcast again, that I am out of TIME OUT! Meaningless, Aimless so it was.
If Time Out really is a time to retrospect, there is a place for that. We call those the "scenic beauties". Brood to glory, out of your Network, Silence and I. As long as you cannot take those, because of certain leave crunch at your workplace, or otherwise, the fake and small ones won't work for you Darling, or anyone.

Enough said! I shall "TIME OUT" now.
( For the nasty one on the bank of Hooghly: There is no story! ) :P